A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the
bar, and ordered a double martini on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he
peeked inside his shirt pocket, then he ordered another double martini.
After he finished that one, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket and
ordered another double martini.
Finally, the bartender said, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night
long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you
order a refill."
The customer replied, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to
look good, then I know it's time to go home."
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