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| Only one who could answer |
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His name was Johnny, and one day he came home from
school looking so miserable that hi.. (2007-08-30) |
| Statistics show |
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Birthdays are good for you.
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the
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| lightbulb |
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How many Victorian ladies does it take to change a
lightbulb?
One hundred. One to repl.. (2007-08-30) |
| A catfish and a lawyer |
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What's the difference between a catfish and a
lawyer? One's
a slimy scum-sucking botto.. (2007-08-30) |
| How much for a season pass |
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The female dormitory will be
out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitor.. (2007-08-30) |
| Boss wants too much |
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For thirty years, Johnson had
arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a d.. (2007-08-30) |
| American roulette |
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The new American Ambassador was being entertained by an African Diplomat.
They had spe.. (2007-08-30) |
| Coincidence |
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A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a triple martini. The bartender
says "Wha.. (2007-08-30) |
| Confession |
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A drunk staggers into a
Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says
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| Bushs joke |
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Bush got something wrong with
his brain.After medical examination, doctor tells him: Your .. (2007-08-30) |
| F1 button |
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My friend was on duty in the
main lab on a quiet afternoon.He noticed a young woman sittin.. (2007-08-30) |
| My computer crashed |
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Customer: "My computer crashed!"Tech Support:
"It crashed?"Customer: "Yeah, it won't let m.. (2007-08-30) |
| Harvard graduates |
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Two young men who had just
graduated from Harvard were excited and talkative about their f.. (2007-08-30) |
| Confession |
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A drunk staggers into a
Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says
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