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| 真棒 |
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A: Doctor, will I be able to
play the piano after the operation?B: Yes, of course.A: Great.. (2007-08-30) |
| 大人物 |
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-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- .. (2007-08-30) |
| The story of the bats |
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Two vampire bats wake up in
the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's f.. (2007-08-30) |
| 打击乐手 v.s. 指挥 |
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I was a percussion major when
I was in university, and during a particular rehearsal of th.. (2007-08-30) |
| Who is stupid? |
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started
her class .. (2007-08-30) |
| Overcharge |
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A pipe burst in a lawyer's house, so he called a plumber. The plumber
arrived, unpacke.. (2007-08-30) |
| Lost purse |
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A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the mall. It was found
by an hone.. (2007-08-30) |
| Diplomatic way |
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A man enters a
restaurant, takes a seat, and, instead of using the napkin, takes the t.. (2007-08-30) |
| A deleted file |
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Caller: "I deleted
a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it.. (2007-08-30) |
| Directory Enquiries |
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Caller: "I'd like the number of the
Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please".Operator: "I'm .. (2007-08-30) |
| Samsung electronics |
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Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for
Jack?"Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't.. (2007-08-30) |
| Who is stupid? |
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A new
teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class
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| Afraid of the dark |
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One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother
was tucking her small boy into.. (2007-08-30) |
| Bosss idea |
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When my printer's type began to go faint, I called a repair
shop where a friendly man told.. (2007-08-30) |
| Five cents |
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My mother and I were standing at he check-out in the
supermarket as the cashier scanned th.. (2007-08-30) |
| Little Tommy |
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created
everything, including human beings. Li.. (2007-08-30) |
| Applying for a Job |
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Fred was applying for a job as a flagman/switch operator on
the railroad. The chief engine.. (2007-08-30) |
| German Visit |
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A man decided to visit his brother who was stationed in
Germany. He assumed that most Germ.. (2007-08-30) |
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