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| Wonderful Weekend... |
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A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive store.
"Show the lady your finest mink.. (2007-08-30) |
| The Watermelon Patch |
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There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but
he was distur.. (2007-08-30) |
| The farmer |
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A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer
standing in the middle of a h.. (2007-08-30) |
| Dear Mom & Dad: |
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Here at Wassamatta U I've been worried sick because I
haven't heard from you! Please send .. (2007-08-30) |
| Guess the animal |
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The first
grade class gathered around the teacher for a game of "Guess the Animal." The
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| “Bad Day” |
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There was a guy in a bar,
just looking at his drink. He stayed like that for half an hour... (2007-08-30) |
| “Whats in the Pocket?” |
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A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the
bar, and ordered a double martini on the r.. (2007-08-30) |
| High and low voice |
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"Can you explain to me what the difference is
between a high-pitched and low-pitched voice.. (2007-08-30) |
| A dozen Bibles |
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A barber gave a haircut to a
priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut b.. (2007-08-30) |
| Kids say it all |
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Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, .. (2007-08-30) |
| More polite |
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A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who w.. (2007-08-30) |
| Yes, there is |
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My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but.. (2007-08-30) |
| The boys viewpoint |
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A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group
ofhappy and c.. (2007-08-30) |
| Dead Turtle |
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"Mommy, my turtle is dead," th.. (2007-08-30) |
| Scales |
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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his
stomach.Thin.. (2007-08-30) |
| Flower & Rice |
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Two Americans laid a wreath (花圈）on a comrade's grave and saw, nearb.. (2007-08-30) |
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