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| Bosss idea |
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When my printer's type began to go faint, I called a repair
shop where a friendly man told.. (2007-08-30) |
| Five cents |
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My mother and I were standing at he check-out in the
supermarket as the cashier scanned th.. (2007-08-30) |
| Little Tommy |
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created
everything, including human beings. Li.. (2007-08-30) |
| Applying for a Job |
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Fred was applying for a job as a flagman/switch operator on
the railroad. The chief engine.. (2007-08-30) |
| Dog Property Rules |
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1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you.. (2007-08-30) |
| The preacher buys a parrot |
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A preacher is buying a
parrot."Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the .. (2007-08-30) |
| He is a very smart dog |
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I went to the cinema the
other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was hi.. (2007-08-30) |
| Never talk to the parrot |
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Mrs. Peterson phoned the
repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accomm.. (2007-08-30) |
| A good chess player |
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A man went to visit a friend
and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He wat.. (2007-08-30) |
| A frog calls a psychic |
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Recently, the Psychic Hotline
and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs.. (2007-08-30) |
| This is my seat |
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It was a woman's first time
on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window s.. (2007-08-30) |
| Bet |
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" I want you to help me
stop my son gambling. " an anxious father said to his boy's .. (2007-08-30) |
| What is a traitor? |
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Young Hopeful: "Father, what is a traitor in politics?
Father (a veteran politician): .. (2007-08-30) |
| A girl just like Mother |
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No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from
his mo.. (2007-08-30) |
| A gentleman |
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Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their
mother to.. (2007-08-30) |
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