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| I lost |
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It was at a five o'clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize
for his lat.. (2007-08-30) |
| Im glad |
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making
others glad. ".. (2007-08-30) |
| Two men |
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A party of visitors were being
shown round a lunatic asylum. they came across one individu.. (2007-08-30) |
| Our tails |
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The lecturer on evolution had
been going on for nearly two hours. Then he started again, a.. (2007-08-30) |
| The looney bin (疯人院) |
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Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Anot.. (2007-08-30) |
| Gossips |
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A women complained to a
friend, "She told me that you told her the secret I told you not t.. (2007-08-30) |
| Where is the father? |
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Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. "Look," said
the elder brother... (2007-08-30) |
| I need a transplant |
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The patient is adamant. "Doc,
I need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart tran.. (2007-08-30) |
| Not speaking to me |
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A man sat at a bar, had the
saddest hangdog expression. Bartender: "What's the matter? Are.. (2007-08-30) |
| Slackers |
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A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a
new CEO. This new boss is deter.. (2007-08-30) |
| It was easy to find |
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An aerial photographer hired
me to fly him to a neighboring community to take pictures of .. (2007-08-30) |
| An essential correction |
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Teacher: Walter, why don't you
wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this
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| Thats what I want |
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Manager : Sorry,but I can't give u a job. I don't
need much help.
Job Applicant: T.. (2007-08-30) |
| Thank goodness |
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"Mum, teacher was asking me
today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to .. (2007-08-30) |
| Much worse |
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Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your
watch?Man: If I .. (2007-08-30) |
| Happiness in dream |
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There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a
mink coat.. (2007-08-30) |
| When was Rome built |
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Teacher: When was Rome built?Tom: At
night.Teacher: Who told you that?Tom: You did. Yo.. (2007-08-30) |
| One engine left |
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A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud
speaker, "Atten.. (2007-08-30) |
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