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| A great man |
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Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were
still alive today?Student: Of.. (2007-08-30) |
| A kiss |
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At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to
deliver a.. (2007-08-30) |
| A drunkard |
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A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under
his arm and asked,"What .. (2007-08-30) |
| A family quarrel |
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The young newly-weds quarreled. At last she could
bear it no longer and burst in.. (2007-08-30) |
| Mom is here? |
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One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I
noticed tha.. (2007-08-30) |
| Thats nothing |
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Joshua Reynolds was a great artist, the art teacher told her students. " With
a single.. (2007-08-30) |
| Watch out for themselves |
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Farmer Jones picked a big red apple and handed it to the
boy saying, "Watch out for wo.. (2007-08-30) |
| Make your own bed |
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Farmer: If you want to spend the night here, you'll have
to make your own bed.Travelin.. (2007-08-30) |
| Time is money |
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As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver,
"Do you .. (2007-08-30) |
| Keys to ones success |
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One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The
keys to your success are keeping .. (2007-08-30) |
| Excuse for speeding |
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Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them
over."Why on ear.. (2007-08-30) |
| Tail wind and broom |
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A woman was waiting in the
checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a .. (2007-08-30) |
| Its a thermos |
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One day Mikey was sitting in
his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answere.. (2007-08-30) |
| I am twenty-five |
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A travelling salesman was
passing through a small town in the West when he saw a little ol.. (2007-08-30) |
| Buy a toothbrush! |
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The top toothbrush salesman
at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so.. (2007-08-30) |
| Sell him a boat |
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An inexperienced real estate
salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an .. (2007-08-30) |
| Be nice to our dentists！ |
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A sign posted in a Dentist's
office said:
"Please be nice to our dentists. They have f.. (2007-08-30) |
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